A.L.Y.S.S.A. just one of the many. unexceptionally talented except for LAUGHING. i got a bottomless crock of dreams and someday, I’m going to fly myself to the moon. feel free to view the half of me. * OTHER SITES FacebookTwitterTumblr (3.0; @valedicere)http://valedicere.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c03ba46da0d347954aa22cfe4cf6ccd2/tumblr_mfbdcmTB0I1r3xkhfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5cc75acb84ab6e3bcb54f9f68ebd988/tumblr_mfbdcmTB0I1r3xkhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8aa06aba3268928b71eac964e3290d5e/tumblr_mfbdcmTB0I1r3xkhfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.pinoytumblr.com/post/38376325723/janine-tugonon-breezed-her-way-through-the-miss">pinoytumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Janine Tugonon breezed her way through the Miss Universe pageant excelling in all rounds of the competition. Here are highlights of today’s pageant in photos: <a href="http://rplr.co/T8MhTM"><a href="http://rplr.co/T8MhTM">http://rplr.co/T8MhTM</a></a></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rappler.tumblr.com/post/38364433423/janine-tugonon-breezed-her-way-through-the-miss">rappler</a>)</p> <div class="aboveUnitContent"> <div class="userContentWrapper"> <div></div> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38379527006http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38379527006Thu, 20 Dec 2012 07:55:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me41tjnQdZ1rpw4spo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me41tjnQdZ1rpw4spo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38305553031http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38305553031Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:13:29 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_38305517173" src="http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38305517173/audio_player_iframe/valedicere/tumblr_mfaa92uzAN1qagi8v?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fvaledicere%2F38305517173%2Ftumblr_mfaa92uzAN1qagi8v" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><em><span class="Apple-style-span">Someday things will be perfect <br/>It will be worth it all this time<br/>Stuck in the middle <br/>I know things will get better <br/>Hold it together <br/>Take your time <br/>Stuck in the middle</span></em></p>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38305517173http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38305517173Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:12:38 -0500“Commonly misunderstood, sex-positivity is not a movement rooted in liberating what’s between the legs. Rather, it is a framework for expanding consciousness, promoting tolerance, and rebuilding human respect. It’s a tool for reimagining our bodies, pleasures, and desires as healthy, normal, and diverse. It’s an instrument for reclaiming our power, challenging shame-infesting ideologies, redefining our relationships, and fortifying our sisterhood.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Arielle Loren, <em><a href="http://www.ebony.com/love-sex/the-sex-positive-black-woman">The sex positive Black woman</a></em></p> <p>Hey, tumblr ~sex pozz~ crowd, read this.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eastafrodite.tumblr.com/">eastafrodite</a>)</p></em>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38129430213http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38129430213Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:45:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcphfDGEj1r7q35qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glitter-on-fire.tumblr.com/post/38079010991/live-life-and-fuck-em-all-mogatrat">glitter-on-fire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://live-life-and-fuck-em-all.tumblr.com/post/38078208504/mogatrat-zombieofthesith-this-made-me-giggle">live-life-and-fuck-em-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mogatrat.tumblr.com/post/33412861096/zombieofthesith-this-made-me-giggle-like-a">mogatrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zombieofthesith.tumblr.com/post/32859536864/this-made-me-giggle-like-a-loser">zombieofthesith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This made me giggle like a loser.</p> </blockquote> <p>boss is going by</p> <p>quick wave at the boss</p> </blockquote> <p>do you think he saw us?</p> <p>idk just wave and look like ur having fun.</p> </blockquote> <p>LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DARTH VADER</p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128748996http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128748996Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:34:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4ee8d614522c02645a3079dad9b2ea8/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/449c2404e39764826eaed5a76b2ddb5f/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33cf628bb00fcdc3a3ff03d7ec66c7bf/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7de2caf89da96f12318f3ce098294e6c/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bced8b1b88f49c347772fe9165f00fa/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0be79ea2baf1c0e5399947cb6f7833e9/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d0fb9d31fd0d18fabe1c46f93ba191c/tumblr_mezvovBB9z1qe31lco10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likeafieldmouse.tumblr.com/post/37869945324/tim-knowles-tree-drawings-2006-artists">likeafieldmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.timknowles.co.uk/Home/tabid/262/Default.aspx">Tim Knowles</a> - <em>Tree Drawings</em> (2006)</p> <p><span>Artist’s statement:</span></p> <p><span>“A series of drawings produced using drawing implements attached to the tips of tree branches, </span><span>the wind’s effects on the tree, recorded on paper.  </span></p> <p><span>Like signatures each drawing reveals the </span><span>different qualities and characteristics of each tree.”</span></p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128744970http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128744970Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:33:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/902b42ccce2d8bbba41de5f57616ac24/tumblr_mevvxqT0dJ1qehul1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ink-and-turpentine.tumblr.com/post/38056238403">ink-and-turpentine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doublesidedeverything.tumblr.com/post/38049391739/nyreen-kandros-cassandrugs-tseecka">doublesidedeverything</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nyreen-kandros.tumblr.com/post/38049295630/cassandrugs-tseecka-samandriel-dajo42">nyreen-kandros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cassandrugs.tumblr.com/post/38049081549/tseecka-samandriel-dajo42-can-i-touch">cassandrugs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tseecka.tumblr.com/post/38027922822/samandriel-dajo42-can-i-touch-your-butt-in">tseecka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samandriel.tumblr.com/post/38021494627/dajo42-can-i-touch-your-butt-in-elvish">samandriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dajo42.tumblr.com/post/37732027213">dajo42</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so useful</p> </blockquote> <p>No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. </p> <p>In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:</p> <ul><li>c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t</li> </ul><p>If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):</p> <ul><li>c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t</li> </ul><p>If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:</p> <ul><li> <p>Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?</p> </li> </ul><p>Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”</p> <p>Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:</p> <p><img alt="image" height="143" src="http://i.imgur.com/kNq4F.png" width="777"/></p> <p>Sorry for the blurry quality.</p> </blockquote> <p>damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>now i want to learn elvish</p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128741313http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/38128741313Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:33:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak4xdFOTU1qd7o7ao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon</p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/35264055010http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/35264055010Thu, 08 Nov 2012 04:52:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho9_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maapst4ugx1qdg1yho10_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644917072http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644917072Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:25:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5z0j69gu1rg0tuzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5z0j69gu1rg0tuzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Emma Watson, Jonathan Ross - September 29, 2012</small></p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644798433http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644798433Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:23:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4vikoQik1qe52v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644750058http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644750058Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:22:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5w6rZFui1ramwa4o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaslytherinbitch.tumblr.com/post/32588156376/emma-watson-on-the-jonathan-ross-show-x">imaslytherinbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em><strong>Emma Watson</strong> on The Jonathan Ross show. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSshn6nGONs">x</a>]</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644737469http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/32644737469Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:22:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sy4wInxa1qatds5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/26735477744http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/26735477744Sat, 07 Jul 2012 22:24:05 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_25155659544" src="http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/25155659544/audio_player_iframe/valedicere/tumblr_m5nswp2dHa1qagi8v?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fvaledicere%2F25155659544%2Ftumblr_m5nswp2dHa1qagi8v" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>And I guess it doesn’t matter what I am or pretend to be<br/>‘Cause it’s her you’ll always love and it’s her I’ll always envy<br/><br/></em></p>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/25155659544http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/25155659544Fri, 15 Jun 2012 08:48:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1krooVqO71qeq22ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1krooVqO71qeq22ho2_100.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessmacca.tumblr.com/post/20046633048">princessmacca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://princessmacca.tumblr.com/post/18774385228">30 day Beatles meme:</a> <strong>a Beatles photo that makes you happy</strong> and <strong>a Beatles picture makes you angry/sad</strong> | hey johnny ♥ </small></p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24817460275http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24817460275Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:52:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ab76roaI1qbpwzeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24817379765http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24817379765Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:50:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://massivedynamic101.tumblr.com/post/24516578730/chris-hemsworth-doing-impressions-of-the-avengers">massivedynamic101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tony Stark<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56dfas0ze1rpds9k.gif"/></p> <p>The Hulk</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56dfxuaPO1rpds9k.gif"/></p> <p>Captain America</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56dgg8eoQ1rpds9k.gif"/></p> <p>Loki</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56dh6tUmM1rpds9k.gif"/></p> <p>More Loki</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56dhl9epX1rpds9k.gif"/></p> <p>Nick Fury</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56di2HVxI1rpds9k.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816354036http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816354036Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:31:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wi2vjSHJ1qj8kt9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wi2vjSHJ1qj8kt9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816146480http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816146480Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:27:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jwv1D3iF1qa9jn1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jwv1D3iF1qa9jn1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816134923http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24816134923Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:27:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4na7sRaNS1rraktco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4na7sRaNS1rraktco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4na7sRaNS1rraktco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4na7sRaNS1rraktco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4na7sRaNS1rraktco5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://buddhistwitchery.tumblr.com/post/24720944835/deth-a-beluga-whale-makes-and-plays-with" class="tumblr_blog">buddhistwitchery</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deth.tumblr.com/post/24661576571/a-beluga-whale-makes-and-plays-with-bubble">deth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">A beluga whale makes and plays with bubble rings.</span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>A-W-E-S-O-M-E!</p></blockquote>http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24815847534http://valedicere.tumblr.com/post/24815847534Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:21:31 -0400